This site tells me if I want to be successful and not waste my time to talk about myself, my hobbies, my goals and aspirations, my taste in music and what makes me unique. <br/><br/>The unique one is easy... I don\'t have an identical twin and as far as I know no one has been clever enough or wise enough to clone me so clearly I\'m unique!<br/><br/>As far as talking about myself... I would describe myself as.... nah, I\'ve got nothing... you\'ll just have to wait and see! Anyway, a picture is worth a thousand words so I\'ve already given you 5000 words to start with! And yes, I know my bum is on show in the fifth picture! And yes, I also know sometimes my 5th picture isn\'t there... that\'s because people keep reporting it because it shows my bum!<br/><br/>My next thought was to write 'My friends describe me as...' but who cares what they think, I\'m pretty sure none of them want to date me! <br/><br/>As for my hobbies... does shopping count as a hobby or maybe a sport? And eating? I love food. I could eat all day! Yes, you heard right, I might be thin but I do eat like a real person. And, no I don\'t have an eating disorder!<br/><br/>My taste in music... I\'ll listen to almost anything.<br/><br/>So anyway, as you can see I\'m not really talking this very seriously and the reason behind that is that I\'ve tried writing a serious profile and always end up talking to guys who only want one thing! Which might be fine to some females and I do appreciate that but that’s not what I’m looking for. <br/><br/>So if you’d like to know some more about me (and I do have a serious side) then please contact me but please be aware that if within the first 5 minutes of conversation you start asking me what my favourite sexual position is or if I spit or swallow I will cease talking with you and quite possibly block you. <br/><br/>Cheers!<br/><br/> ;Oh, I\'m actually taller than this says I am but apparently this site is \'heightist\' and only matches females with men who are the same height or taller! Strange but true!<br/><br/>Oh, and I\'m also richer than it says... it also matches based on finacial situation. Women are only matched with guys richer than them which I find quite insulting!